Here are some various quotes I've come across...cleaning out the cobwebs in the Clie and thought these three were worth sharing:
"Liebling made readers laugh, but for a reason: A window opens when a man laughs, a window through which you can insert an idea. "
"Rapid eye movements create vertigo, and vertigo generally leads to vomit. "
Stanislaw J. Lec:
"When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet."